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Victoria Alexander - The Devil's Hammer
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January 28, 2008
The Year of the Rat, Chinese New Year’s Celebrations in Las Vegas, PK Party, Sensual nightclub The Bank opens at Bellagio, Hawaiian Tropic Zone Opens at PH, Juno’s Screenwriter Explains Movies, Movies This Week, and more...

Victoria Alexander - The Devil's HammerBy Victoria Alexander


Las Vegas: Satan Vacations Here

The Year of the Rat, Chinese New Year’s Celebrations in Las Vegas, PK Party, Sensual nightclub The Bank opens at Bellagio, Hawaiian Tropic Zone Opens at PH, Juno’s Screenwriter Explains Movies, Movies This Week, and more...

Year of the Rat. On Monday we celebrated Chinese New Year (or Spring Festival) at the LV Hilton with a cocktail reception followed by the live show. Divine Performing Arts sends two companies on the road for a non-stop touring schedule encompassing 120 shows in 60 cities worldwide. The grand celebration show features operatic vocalists, dancers, performers and a live symphony orchestra. The costumes and sets were extraordinary. The special one night only show was priced from $70-$120 (plus tax and service charge).

A time of reflection and renewal, the Chinese New Year is the most important holiday of the year. Shared by virtually every Asian country, it is an opportunity to reflect on one’s own heritage and look ahead towards the future.

The Chinese New Year is celebrated appropriately in Las Vegas with much pomp and extravagance. It’s a destination site for Asians during the New Year. The MGM Mirage is offering ancient Chinese culinary traditions in a seven-day feast modeled after banquets prepared for emperors. In February, Diaoyutai State Guesthouse will partner with Pearl Restaurant at the MGM Grand to present the Diaoyutai State Guesthouse Culinary Festival. Recalling the imperial custom of Chinese emperors, Diaoyutai will prepare traditional delicacies from the Imperial Court.

The Gold Coast Hotel and Casino will celebrate the Chinese New Year on February 12 with one of the largest traditional Chinese Dragon Dances in Las Vegas. At 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. a traditional Chinese lion and a 62-foot Chinese dragon will dance through the casino to bring good luck to all in attendance. It is believed that the lion will chase away evil spirits and bring good luck and prosperity. The dragon represents wisdom and a long life. Kung fu practitioners from the Lohan School of Shaolin will perform the dances. http://www.goldcoastcasino.com

PK Party. The American Board of Hypnotherapy held its annual conference at the Alexis Park Resort in Las Vegas. The “Reaching Within” conference was designed to help people discover their hidden potential, unrealized dreams and passion in life. Their website says:

“We are combining the wisdom of the pioneers in the field of hypnosis and a new generation of esoteric thinkers – providing you with cutting edge knowledge. These teachers, authors and practitioners will open your mind, providing you with numerous tools and resources to take home and use in your practice or everyday use."

The ABH offered 3 pre-conference certification workshops with keynote speakers Tad & Adriana James (experts in hypnosis and NLP), Shelley Stockwell-Nicholas (hypnotherapist and trance channel) or David Shephard (NLP Master). In addition, on Thursday evening our friend Jack Houck taught his 388th PK 101 Party (more popularly known as “spoonbending”) to well over 100 people. (http://www.jackhouck.com/pk.shtml). Photo of just one of the participant’s success at “spoonbending” taken by attendee Lynn Nicholson.

The Bank opens at Bellagio. After bending spoons, we went to the VIP Grand Opening of The Bank. Bellagio’s The Bank nightclub has been designed specifically for catering to, as its promotional material says, “a discerning audience with higher sensibilities.” In keeping with the Five Diamond rated Bellagio, The Light Group’s newest venue boasts European bottle service and an awareness that the nightclub will keep Bellagio’s flawless position for excellence in Las Vegas. The Bank intends to be the most desirable cosmopolitan nightclub in our city.

The Bank has a stunning 6,600 square foot space elegant VIP booths that layer the dance floor in a multi-tiered environment. A glass encased dance floor, set at the lowest tier, is slightly raised creating a brilliant focal point in the center of the room. The nightclub is gorgeous, but, very dark. How do partying girls walk around in stiletto heels when in every nightclub, you can’t see one foot in front of another? I’m going to bring my camp headlight next time I venture into a nightclub.

While The Bank is sensual and the wait-staff young, tiny, and gorgeous, the music was horrible. If no one is dancing, I think that should be a hint to the DJ: Change the music! No dancing and no talking since the anti-dance music was so loud I got a seizure and had to be guided out by my husband, who learned how to walk in pitch blackness. http://www.bellagio.com/nightlife/the-bank.aspx

Hawaiian Tropic Zone at Planet Hollywood. After having dinner with Jack Houck and his lovely wife Jean (pictured) at McCormick & Schmick’s, we stopped by Planet Hollywood for restaurateur Dennis Riese and celebrity chef David Burke’s (I love his restaurants) Grand Opening For Invited Guests Only of the Hawaiian Tropic Zone Las Vegas venue with live performances by The Forbidden World of Don Tiki, Little Steven Van Zandt’s “The Chesterfield Kings” and the exotic Hawaiian Tropic Zone Dancers.

Exotic and friendly Hawaiian Tropic models serve as “table concierges” to assist with guests’ every dining need as well as participate in nightly beauty pageants! Each night the models take part in a beauty pageant where diners get to vote for the new reigning queen who only gets to serve for 24 hours unless she's voted the next night's winner again.

The Miss Hawaiian Tropic International beauty pageant will be held April 4-5 at the Mirage. Hawaiian Tropic Zone is located inside Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.

Movies This Week. Well, Rambo (Number 4) opened this past Friday but without a promotional or press screening. In fact, I heard that for the press junket for the movie, interviews were done but press was not shown the movie! There was a Red Carpet and highly vetted attendee screening in Las Vegas at Planet Hollywood but only for friends of PH. No press were invited to the screening!

There was a promotional screening for “Untraceable” last week. I liked it and yes, it was hard to watch for the murders were grizzly.

Are you horrified that “Untraceable” depicts a killer who kidnaps victims and broadcasts his sadistic, yet imaginative, torture of them online in real time? The more people who watch, the faster the victim dies. Millions of people log on to watch the victim die.

It’s not that far off. It’s really only one step away. Have you seen 2 Girls 1 Cup? It’s a phenomenon. It’s garnered a cottage industry of spoofs and YouTube videos showing people reacting to watching it. “2 Girls” has become the benchmark defining our culture. It is already on the official timeline for the collapse of Mankind. Wikipedia says: “The video was featured on VH1's Best Week Ever, where the video's existence and propagation was declared to cause "Moral Bankruptcy" to have the "Best Week Ever!"

I’ve watched the first 4 seconds of it. I still can’t cleanse those 4seconds from my mind. I need a karma purging. I’m going to the Jordan River and get dunked by a Chinese Christian sect. And whenever my friends talk about man’s spiritual evolution I’m going to direct them to “2 Girls.” And then I’ll direct them to WalMart and Costco that showcases Mankind’s physical devolution.

Identifying the True Structure of a Hit Movie. I thought a movie’s three-act structure was set in stone. There’s the ticking clock action-thriller scenario – the hero has a short number of hours or minutes (see Al Pacino’s upcoming film, “88 Seconds”) to stop the bomb from going off or his pre-teen daughter from being raped by a serial killer. See “The Secrets of Action Screenwriting” by William C. Martell. There isn’t an action movie without the ticking clock recipe. My favorite was “Crank” (2006). Yet, now comes the definitive analysis of how to structure a winning screenplay. From the New York Post’s Page Six comes this item:

“STRIPPER-turned-screenwriter Diablo Cody (pictured) still has sex on the brain. Cody - who's nominated for a Best Screenplay Oscar for Fox Searchlight's smash "Juno," about a pregnant schoolgirl - tells the Times of London: "I heard that films are structured around the male orgasm, the way they climax. Though, if it were modeled on the male orgasm, it would just immediately cut to black."

Even though Chev Chelios died a violent death in “Crank,” there will be a “Crank 2.” Chelios, a hit man, was given a Chinese cocktail injection by a rival madman. He has 60 minutes to live. He is told there is no antidote. The poison will kill him unless he keeps his adrenaline on high. Chelios gets his revenge, but at the end of “Crank” he jumps from a helicopter, slams into the roof of a car and bounces off onto the pavement. The last shot of Chelios is a close-up of his eyes wide open as the screen goes black.

But a huge hit means sequel.

In the sequel, Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart (so he survived!) and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

If you would like to contact me about this column, or be included on my private distribution list for a weekly reminder, just email me at Masauu@aol.com.

Copyright 2003-2006 FromTheBalcony. All rights reserved.

 

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